If Paris Hilton was the evil dictator in a foreign country threatening the USA, would we survive an attack?

She has ALOT of money and knows alot of people to get on her side and would have support from other dictators and can buy nuclear weapons just as if she was shopping for clothes. Would the USA be able to win a war ran by Paris Hilton as an evil dictator with endless money and financial support from other evil nations? LoL, just wondering what would happen if something like that would ever occur, interested to see your answers! Thank You!

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17 Responses to “If Paris Hilton was the evil dictator in a foreign country threatening the USA, would we survive an attack?”
  1. landbornrox says:

    You know what, we might not. She’s not as stupid as she seems!

  2. razza says:

    Shes blonde it will never work plus she wouldn’t want to get her hands dirty.

    Lol.

  3. bigredfred says:

    We’d have to sit down and talk with her first.

  4. Love. Archery ♥ says:

    haha! Paris hilton would never think of that. Shes too stupid.

  5. John says:

    all i know is id fuck her, evil or stupid i dont care

  6. E&R says:

    She would go up to an atomic bomb, it would explode, and she would say
    "That’s hot."

    Good question haha

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  7. Andrew says:

    No, her vagina would swallow up the nation before we could formulate a strategy.

  8. BabyAlexGrrl13 says:

    yeah. whats she gonna do? sick her army of purses and matching belts on us? puh-lease.

  9. New York Giants Fan Forever says:

    You no other ways she could get people on her side. Wink Wink lol.

    I wouldnt be suprised if she puts up a good fight. They might give her a goochi bag or hold her dog in captive in echange for her to surrender

  10. .Inspire.Me. says:

    I think if we all promise to be her BFF she’d end the war.

  11. Not U says:

    Of course not! We’d be doomed! I mean, cmon! It’s Paris Hilton!

  12. dubzson says:

    Of course, she’d probably have an army of tinkerbell’s and order them to take a dump in public places!!!

  13. Adam says:

    I highly doubt it, do you really think she has any military know how? Endless weapons are only any good if you know what to do with them.

  14. Tom G says:

    We’d be doomed we’d all turn PINK

  15. Porlasco says:

    Haha omg E&R thats hilarious but i’ve seen her without the voice she is really acting out everything she does i saw her documentary she isnt really dumb as she seems and her real voice is so different but that is funny lol.

  16. tony says:

    BYGOD! of course we would not survive an attack from paris hilton are you mad sir? she could put bombs in every hilton across the USA and blow us up. in real terms if she even tried to bomb us it would be like project valkrie:FAILURE!!! good day to you sir